Friday, March 1, 2013

MARCH MADNESS (PART TWO)

Hey y'all! It's March again, and that's cray. 

You know what else is cray? That I'm graduating! Next Wednesday! Meaning, I won't be in school anymore! Because, I quit the master's program! Meaning, this whole month I'll be free to look for jobs lay in my bathtub while smearing mashed fruits and honey onto my face in hopes of curing this new pimple that's conveniently appeared during the one week of the year I'm going out. Speaking of which, how do kids cover up pimples these days? Should I put a Hello Kitty sticker on it? Cover it in eyeliner and call it a beauty mark? Give it a name? Make it Snapchat famous? Burn it with a cigarette? Embrace it in hopes of it making me look like an #adolescent?

What I'm trying to say is, now that I'm ~finally~ graduating I'll finally have time to do productive shit again like film myself crying every day. And it's perfect timing, because it's March! Because, remember that last March I started making videos for the first time, with my March Madness #experiment, in which y'all basically told me what to make videos about? Only back then I was hella bad at making videos (I'm super good at it now, like basically profesh)? So, are y'all into that again? Can you give me assignments? (No pee-on-your-stockings-and-choke-yourself-with-them requests this time, please). 

I also plan on learning a new 90's Boy Band choreography every week, since I'm practically a professional dancer now! So I could just werq that in to whatever y'all tell me to do, right?




Ok so let's do this! Help me! I'll do anything to get y'all's attention love! 

PS-If nobody suggests anything and/or I get no comments on this post (Facebook doesn't count) I will set myself on fire.

Thanks y'all! Can't wait to get this #March #Madness started!

22 comments:

  1. Play a jazz piece on piano.

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  2. I know it's boring and unoriginal but I'd like to see your rubber arms moves like whips on a Harlem Shake. Also you should make a prank on a Chinese pony-express guy like Andy Milonakis use to. And by making a prank I mean food play with spring rolls.

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  3. this is fucking gold. Show us how to put on eyeliner properly, not in that youtube makeup video way, in a tea way. With whiskey, and burning the end with a lighter to make the pencil extra dark.

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  4. Yes, I second makeup tutorials. Give the people what they want, and that's trade secrets, and seeing Tea's face without makeup.

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  5. A how to be good at sex video? Or guide to things you should never do? haha

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  6. frightening men you've schmoozed up at bars

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  7. interior decorating with tea

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  8. talk to me (dance) about korean pop bands? especially super underage ones that do gender bend sex/y concepts AND OR are colorful :D

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  9. Short hair tutorials please? My hair looks like your length and you got style girrrl

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  10. OMG, Tea; you should totally make another book-club video (chic death poet society-based) or your thoughts of Gaga getting better whilst ruining her life/career.

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  11. You could just round up some betties, dress up like flappers and Christmas carol Gaga songs in front of the hippest Italian restaurants until you're asked to leave. It'd also be a great platform to sell lapel pins that you can design (with spunky vag empowering slogans/pictographs) perhaps film it in a 5 part series and have awesome/creepy subtitles calling to attention random thoughts in your head at random moments. You could call it "Search and Destroy" and dance with random strangers/ask them probing questions or whatever.

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  12. tell us the best ways to chat up boys! and you should do a video about your style/wardrobe, show us some outfits or pieces you wear a lot

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  13. homeless boyfriends!!!! for realz dude, i used to have (a pretty serious) one. but i dont personally know many girls who share that experience....i wanna see a tea-style vid about that shit (even if you've never experienced it yourself hehe) xx

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  14. what to wear when you meet your partners' parents
    how to act when you go to a job interview
    how to have fun when you're sick

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  15. Read poetry into the camera while someone is giving you head under the table

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  16. Get a reverse tan, meaning a tan only where your bathing suit covers.

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  17. anything to do with your wardrobe because its AMAZE. teas work out routine because you have an awesome bod. teas dance lessons because you are hilarious and sexy at the same time when you dance. a legitimate make up tutorial because you manage to pull off a full face of make up at any given time and not look like a clown.

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  18. A Tajči-inspired whole serie

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  19. #catchingupwithfilip

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  20. happy graduation day! why did you quit your master's program? does that mean you're moving to the US now? please tell us everything about it. you and karley are #lifeinspiration. xoxo, your no. 1 german fan :)

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  21. mixology with tea fersherrrrr. lets make drinks.

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  22. How many times can you spill a glass of water in a cafe/bar/wherever you want to that's public before you get kicked out <3

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