CRY FOR HELP!!!

So I haven't mentioned this before only because I was afraid I'd jinx it and by that I mean I wasn't allowed to but now I can finally tell y'all that I'm hosting a new TV show and it's airing NEXT Thursday night at 23:30 on channel La3, which is apparently found on channel 134 on "digitale terrestriale" whatever that means and 143 on Sky! ANYWAY I need y'alls help because I don't have a TV and don't have any friends with TVs and I hAVE to watch this on a TV and not just online streaming because what's the point when I already watch myself online all the time?

Anyway anyone in Milan with a TV and that channel can you PUHLEAZ let me cum over and watch my show?? I'll bring you treats and act really funny and Instagram you if that's what you want :@)